Zeus was not having a good day and he made sure everyone knew it.
Mummy tried to take him out, and he wouldn’t have anything of it, as he shoved his feet into the ground, resisting.
He shit on the kitchen floor as he huddled between Mummy’s legs. Mummy’s red wine sauce with creamed spinach spilled out of the pot and onto the floor to commiserate with his shit.
After another crash of lightning, he scurried into the laundry room and huddled on top of the kitty litter. Rather than argue with him, Kitty peed on the floor.
When the storm was over, Mummy had a heart-to-heart talk with him, patting him on the head. “Zeus, you must stop being such a scaredy-cat and peeing and shitting all over the house whenever it storms. You don’t want people laughing at you, do you? After all, one day YOU will be the god of sky and thunder.”
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Thank you Barbara Beacham for our photo prompt this week and for hosting Monday’s Finish the Story Challenge. Barbara gives us the first sentence to our story and 100 to 150 more words with which to write our story
Everyone is welcome to participate in Monday’s Finish the Story by writing your story and connecting it with the blue froggy button.
Ha! Gotta love the toilet humor. It never stops being funny. Great story.
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lol thanks!
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Hilarious! :D
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Heh, thank you!
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Poor little Zeus! A lovely story Onchi! Thanks again for another contribution to the MFtS challenge. Be well… ^..^
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Thank you!
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:)
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Poor baby. Literally afraid of his own “shadow.”
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Poor Zeus! My little dog is afraid of thunder and lightening too. You wove together quite a tale! Very nicely done. :)
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Aww – poor little Zeus, scared of the thunder. Fun story. :)
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Zeus shitting and pissing at the thunder – classic!
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Not the most auspicious of starts to his smiting career, is it?
Very funny :-)
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Awesome, poor little Zeus – someday he’ll get even! :)
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He sure will :)
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