The purpose for a tagline would be to make myself interesting to people, wouldn’t it? I don’t particularly want to limit my possibilities as a human being or even attract people by labelling myself. However, here are some that run through my head:
Eccentric Introvert: This would cause an unacceptable infinite loop. An introvert would never label themselves with something that would attract people.
Cancer Survivor: Uh, no. I talk about my cancer, but I don’t want to talk about it in every single freakin’ conversation. My cancer is not me.
Human: That’s my blog tagline. But it will cause people to squint at it and ask “Why ‘Human'”? And then I’d have to explain that I had to come up with something and that was the most obvious thing. And I’d have to go through this inane repetition every day. No….
Eclectic Crazy Human: Possibly. This might be enough to scare people away from me.
Pothead: Hm… it might attract other potheads, not bad. It might also attract law enforcement. Anyway, I’m much more complex than just being a pothead. I mean, I’m an Ativan-head too. And a yoga-head, a hiker-head, a dharma-head, a horror film-head, spaghetti-head, a writer-head, I could go on and on infinitum.
Writer of all things blog: My blog would no longer be secret, would it? Kind of a shoot-myself-in-the-foot thing.
Peace: Not too bad. The biggest problem is that, well, I do have my moments…
Smile: A good one. I’ll take it. :)
Often, our blogs have taglines. But what if humans did, too? What would your tagline be?