Daily Prompt: Wipe Your Asshole

No Time to Waste

Daily Prompt:  Fill in the blank: “Life is too short to _____.” Now, write a post telling us how you’ve come to that conclusion. (Thanks for suggesting this prompt, theempathyqueen!)

Life is too short to vacuum.

I mean, let’s face it, life is too short for lots of things — it’s too short not to appreciate the good things in your life, it’s too short to not invest your time and energy in your physical and mental health above all else, it’s too short to be an asshole or even think like an asshole (no it’s not too short to wipe your asshole, though).

But today in particular, life is too short to vacuum.

Daily Prompt: Wipe Your Asshole

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